Drive-Thru Rap: Healthy Version

by admin on December 7, 2009

Well I been meaning to control my caloric intake
so I’m startin off with a fruit and yogurt parfait.
I got my friend here in the the passenger seat–
I wanna lettuce sandwich and make my bun wheat.
Is that all you want? Nah, I’ll take a snack wrap.
But fill it with tofu. Do ya’ll have that?

Gimme a grilled chicken sandwich; I been meaning to try it.
And Biggie size my soda but you better make it diet.

And hold up ’cause this rhyme and through yet.
Give us some balsamic vin-egret.
I got cash–I got debit.
Can we do these orders separate?
You still owe me five bucks.
You’re never gonna get it.

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{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }

HealthyLAhottie December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

Funny and creative
Funny and creative

SinceNightmoon December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

Oh man this cool :] …
Oh man this cool :] 5*

hmmlimmethink December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

LOL
LOL

philrox101 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

No you
No you

Asdemus December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

read the title
read the title

nickcz96 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

you suck dick …
you suck dick faggots gtfo youtube

LaikVictoria49 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

haha idiot …
haha idiot mcdonalds guy
‘what kinda sandwhich do you want?’
‘we’ll be up there to pick it up.’
‘well we have 3 kinds of chicken sandwhiches what kind do you want?’

why did he have to go and ruin an awesome moment? :/

Neofran15 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

lmao it still …
lmao it still doesn’t beat their roscoes chicken and waffles, but it’s still funny!

666STAGEofRAGE666 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

LOL which sandwich …
LOL which sandwich do you want?
5*

XLuv2SmileX December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

lol there in a …
lol there in a scion Xb :D

LaurensLieshout December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

lol
lol

Asdemus December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

XDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDD

andrewl781 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

lol “but we’ve got …
lol “but we’ve got 3 kinds of chicken sandwiches”…. why would you ever ask that… they obviously don’t give a shit.

botargarocky December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

Jajajajajjaja, …
Jajajajajjaja, LMFAO!!! funny, jaja.

Roadkill724 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

That’s funy as hell!
That’s funy as hell!

LYCKANONE December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

haha awsome :D
haha awsome :D

NicoNicoHorizon December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

“I got cash,”
“I …

“I got cash,”
“I got credit,”
“Can we do these orders separate?”

That’s the best part XD

MrBkinney09 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

lol i like it
lol i like it

wwehardys7 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

that guy didnt care …
that guy didnt care he was like what kind of sandwich do you want

MichaelJacksonfan21 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

well…..he knew …
well…..he knew what they wanted it’s just that he wanted to know what KIND of sandwich!?! LISTEN MORE CAREFULLY!!

partyintheusalover11 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

This is awesome! …
This is awesome! Good job! =D

SparksNight December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

U guys r awsome! lol
U guys r awsome! lol

chingylingybingy December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

faggits
faggits

bolobolo1015 December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

this is dha best 1 …
this is dha best 1 out ov all ov dem

lmfaoodebbieex December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

lmfao xD
lmfao xD

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